Vegan Farmers Lyrics

My goodness you're a looker

Said the beets to the plum

Ripe and kinda purply-blue

Said the plum to the beets

You're so sweet

And purple's my favorite color too

Rosemary, said her Sage

Why not get engaged

In that pot of boiling vindaloo

Join Curry and Cumin

It'll be so human

Spice Girls make a bubbly stew

The farmer in the dell

knew her crops as well

As any local Jack or Jim

But she couldn't hear em singing

As they were still clinging

To each other as she snapped their stems

You know Vermont's got a lot of vegan farmers

And their intentions are mostly true

But if they knew their planters

As well as Bernie Sanders

They might learn a thing or two

Yes Vermont's got a lot of vegan farmers

Their boots get muddy in the rain

But when it freezes over

Snow blankets all their clover

There isn't much for them to really gain

So they close up all their windows

Stoke their fires nice and hot

Go beneath the covers

Whisper to each other

Like the veggies they just cooked in a pot

So the moral of this story

If you really need a moral

Is it al-ways takes two

To make a conversation

If you're really a real person

And even if you're not a plum will do

Even if you're not a plum will do