The Experts Lyrics

"I do my own research"

Said the moron to the fool

"I prescribe my own medication And I don't believe in school"

Don't tread on me with facts Proud Contrarian on Board

Read my bumper stickers

To find my 'outrage score'

We don't need a masters or a fucking PhD

Or any self-awareness we diagnose our own disease

We know everything because we read it on our phones

Got nothing to learn from history

Nothing to build from those old bones

Got nothing to learn from history

Nothing to build from those old bones

I saw a fallen tree

in the park today

Saw gravity and science and the physics of decay

Assholes blither nonsense on the giant flat TV

Over who is less to blame for the last catastrophe

We don't need a masters or a fucking PhD

Or any self-awareness we diagnose our own disease

We know everything because we read it on our phones

Got nothing to learn from history

Nothing to build from those old bones

Got nothing to learn from history

Nothing to build from those old bones

I tried to write another verse

but I was already dead

I was packing heat in the hospital when the virus took my breath

Freedom is my slogan

Liberty my word

Carried a gun to my funeral

From my cold dead hand they'll purge

Carried a gun to my funeral

From my cold dead hand they'll purge