Wing Wong Woo Lyrics

Grandpa sat me on his knee

Told me things he'd spied

Didn't know if he'd lost it

Or was telling porky pies

Said he'd fought a dinosaur

Punched it in the nose

Ballet dancers were much taller

Didn't dance on tippy toes

And then he'd raise an eye-brow

Take a breath and sing

When I was a Wing Wong Woo

Not much older than you

Well pigs they flew

And the moon was blue

When I was a Wing Wong Woo hey

When I was a Wing Wong Woo hey

When I was a Wing Wong Woo

Said he'd invented fire

And it really did catch on

TVs came in black and white

And ducks were ugly swans

I'm pretty sure that the moon is silver

I'm rather certain that pigs never flew

I'll never tire hearing about Grandpa

When he was a Wing Wong Woo

When I was a Wing Wong Woo

Not much older than you

Well pigs they flew

And the moon was blue

When I was a Wing Wong Woo

When I was a Wing Wong Woo

Not much older than you

Well pigs they flew

And the moon was blue

When I was a Wing Wong Woo hey

When I was a Wing Wong Woo

Not much older than you

Well pigs they flew

And the moon was blue

When I was a Wing Wong Woo hey

When I Was A Wing Wong Woo hey

When I was a Wing Wong Woo hey

When I was a Wing Wong Woo