Spayed Lyrics

I was walking down the street, minding my own affairs

When two Vet Techs grabbed me unaware

They say "Is your name Fluffy?" and I says, “Why, sure!”

And they said "You're the pussy we’ve been lookin' for!"

I was spayed

Spayed, spayed, spayed, I was spayed

Spayed, spayed, spayed

I said, "I didn't do nothin' wrong!"

But I always get blamed

They took me in the cage, I saw those bright lights shine

I knew it was wrong to have me in that line

I was the victim of someone's evil plan

Then here comes Mittens saying, "There's your cat!"

I was spayed

Spayed, spayed, spayed, I was spayed

Spayed, spayed, spayed

I said, "I didn't do nothin' wrong!"

But I always get blamed

I tore up your paper into a million shreds

Oh man, what are they doing to me?

I can't feel my legs!

Oh no, I'm trapped, who put me in this cage?

My lady parts are gone! Oh man, I'm enraged!

I was spayed

Spayed, spayed, spayed, I was spayed

Spayed, spayed, spayed

I said, "I didn't do nothin' wrong!"

But I always get blamed