Pimp Jesus Lyrics

In the spotlight popping smokes in the midnight

Trading weed for a better pair of shoes to shine

I pull all of the bitches

Tall bitches short bitches

That's how I get my rap stitches

I don't got money for a doctor

Guy around corner selling shots

For a shorty that'll rock him

Wearing clothes older than your father

Adopted me twice and I'm still after his daughter

Fight me in the ring, if you got a death wish

Stomp you out on the curb with my crew

Homie banged my girl so I hit that

Shot him twice with a gun, that want went bappity bap

I told him he could hit that

Mary told me she's virgin

Made Jesus Christ a pimp, to all the fellas that heard of him

Walking down the street call him pimp player

Disrespect the rules and you'll rest in the ozone layer

Going harder than an NBA player

Fellas in grade school talking bout I'm a hater

Love watching ships go down, cause fuck the Mayer

Legalizing weed to the fellas in the multilayer

I love playing with the hoes

Touching me places, that hopefully god will never know

Licking me clean, and they fixing up my spleen

Taking all my sins away, and off duty

Making me feel brand new, and shaking big old bitches booty

Relieving me, and making me damn rooty tooty

Sucking me like a big ol popsicle

Bitches love candy, I'm the whole damn psychological

In Hawaii living the dream I'm semitropical

Topics that'll leave your brain I'm multi topical

All the shit that you live and let go

Fuck with me and all that shit do fret tho

Signing on titties that'll bounce with rotation

Jiggly pop on top, a circulation

Writing this shit, with a lot of filth and rage

Lighting a pump, like I'm fucking up this bitches braids

Shits rocking like a global warming

Drinking it up like a kitty cat, licking up a fountain

Climbing mountains just to get a view

This bitches breast are so big, it's finna make me puke

Doing push-ups till my arms go out

Hip goes out, and I thrust till my head trips out

Fucking her mean and doing dirty

Goldie locks getting mad sturdy birdie, that's the wordy

Losing my brain while her eyes roll up

Tides go up and the flies go up

Planes flying, and they diving up

Refs shaking, while they legs shaking up, up

Dogs lick chocolate while they heart damn stop

Heart damn stop, send him back to the pet shop

Picking up kitty litter in the back, while they head stop

Spitting fur balls on a drippy player

Fuck him up and say it was a cause of nature

Big ol boots stomp him out, make him whip out the inhaler

I can't breath sucking cigars and looking mean

Keeping clean on my corner of the street

Fellas walking up to me, and I fuck him up

With my gang and the crew, we is foreigners we busy sucking up

Blue stripes and red signs of awareness

Yeah the cops pulling up, careless that they scare us

Think they all that, finna fall in a trap, snap crack and a smack, to frats all in the back

Gonna teach em whos boss and put 'em in they place

Working out hard like a cold hard damn murder case

Training like rocky after losing to ice T

Thinking of Jews in the club getting mad sturdy

Pressing play put 'em forward and repeat

My girl called and said she didn't like me

Come on honey you invited to delight me

My cribs empty got me crying like a toddler

Turn up the tv and I'm watching while my balls wander

Am I fucking bitches just to get laid

Or am I doing it so I can paid

Do I wanna start a family?