A Message from The PRF Lyrics

Is your pony close to you right now ?

Perhaps your pony is just next door

Not more then a simple text message away.

Maybe it's that special time

That you can bring your pony out

Take him around the yard

Walk your pony around a little bit

Ponys are naturally very naughty

They naturally want to run free

But not every pony get's to run free

In fact most pony's need leashes

Leashes on their goddamn faces

Cause if they get out and do run free

Pony's are very likely

To return to their original human form

You see if a pony is able to eat precisely

One third of their body weight in raw carob

Followed by three green apples

During the first half of the diurnal century

They will immediately return to their original human form

And we can't have that.

It's a lesser known fact

That every pony was once a human being

This fact regarding the reincarnation of ponies

As punishment for their naughty past life behavior

Is widely accepted within the global equine occult community

So if you're still listening and I'm sure you are

Please donate to The Pony Reincarnation Foundation

We work with pony's doing past life regression therapy

So they won't have to continue to come back as pony's

Over and over and over again

You can donate simply by listening

And sharing this next hit single

"Pony Lonely"

Recorded by Rocco and the Love Apples

In a past pony life