Shit Show on iPPV (5/11/22) Lyrics

I'm back, I guess, I think

I'm back, I guess, I think

I'm back, I guess, I think

I'm back, I guess, I think

I can't remember if I had plans

I feel like things are probably going bad

I'm a shit show on pay-per-view

I'm a shit show on pay-per-view

I can't remember if I had plans

I feel like things are probably going bad

I'm a shit show on pay-per-view

I should probably get some food

Yeah, I wake up too late, I don't wake up enough

I bang PCOS broads with the beard scruff

Butt sex, leave the girl with a pissy muff

Thirty-three years old and she still wet the bed, I love it

I need caffeine, shoot it in my veins baby

How 'bout a BBW to smash my legs baby

How 'bout some tramadol, shoot it in my veins baby

Or I could another pop twelve and get all lazy

Doing mattress angels

That's like snow angels on a mattress

But these bedridden BBWs be my mattress angels

Love me a plus-size actress

Yo, listen up Fucko

Yo, your whole style out of luck-o

Yo, what'cha know about that

I'm a shit show on pay-per-view, get permission, ask your dad

I'm back, I guess, I think ("What the hell is wrong with that boy?")

I'm back, I guess, I think

I'm back, I guess, I think (Lucky fucking you)

I'm back, I guess, I think

I can't remember if I had plans (I don't know)

I feel like things are probably going bad

I'm a shit show on pay-per-view

I'm a shit show on pay-per-view

But yo Scott, what about these brothers from the single-parent family?

Of course your father never came back

Have you seen your mother?

And I would hate to be your mother

Cuz you're a sucker

I feel so obligated to rap, I hate that

I forgot the ball game was on, I hate that

I write raps that don't rhyme but yo

I write raps that do rhyme, Fucko

Something like that

I write raps that don't rhyme

I'm back, I guess, I think

I'm back, I guess, I think

I'm back, I guess, I think

I'm back, I guess, I think

I can't remember if I had plans

I feel like things are probably going bad

I'm a shit show on pay-per-view

I'm a shit show on pay-per-view