Goofy! Lyrics

Y'all do realize

That even if they find the

Loch Ness Monster

The megaladon can still eat people

Just like the aliens

Goofy

These people Goofy

These people Goofy

These people Goofy

These people Goofy

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Goofy

Looney

Goofy

The C.I.A built a robot dragonfly

Don't look at the flies cuz they are spies

Probably plant a microchip right in yo eye

Starbucks put some rat hair in yo chai

Don't go outside or you might die

If you see a Bigfoot or a hairy guy

Pink guy come by to give you pink eye

Bermuda Triangle suck you put the sky

Pi don't equal 3.1415

Your brain's getting sucked up by Mediterranean Fruit Fly

Yeah, turn my headphones up

Now turn 'em back down

Let's go uh yeah

Have you ever tried to do a

Rap verse in the Metaverse

Alternate universe

Alternate realities

You know who made the Metaverse

That was Mark Zuckerburg

He's a lizard, Jeff Bezos ate him

Haven't you heard

Oh, yeah, Mark Zuckerburg

He's got a yacht

What he's got, is a tank

It's a lizard tank

Guess what Jeff Bezos is rich

Did you know that

Well, he's really secretive about it

So, but you wouldn't know

The moon landing was fake

The Earth's flat as pancakes

These people Goofy

These people Goofy