What The Hell Are You Doing Here Lyrics

What the Hell Are You Doing Here?

Death took a taxicab

Life took a train

Comatose engineers

Sat alone in the rain

Everything dried and sank

Like my gaze to the floor

Money just robbed the bank

Now it's asking for more

Alcohol spilled its drink

Then it ordered a beer

And if you don't love me

Why are you here?

What the hell are you doing here?

You took off your satin blouse

You took off your skirt

You took off the wonder bra

Then you took off my shirt

You led me to paradise

You led me astray

You said we can't do this twice

But then again we just may

You broke all my favorite rules

You made them all disappear

And if you don't love me

Why are you here?

What the hell are you doing here?

It's one for the money girl

It's two for the queen

It's three for the precious pearl

That no love has ever seen

It's for your relentless eyes

Five times as blue

With a six shooter at my side

Taming the shrew

Seven times seven times

Cried an eight sided tear

And if you don't love me

Why are you here

If you don't love me

What the hell are you doing here?

Life took a train

Comatose engineers

Playing cards in the rain

Alcohol spilled its drink

Then it ordered a beer

And if you don't love me

What are you doing here?

What the hell are you doing here?