Introduction Lyrics

Ah, the symphony orchestra

This is one of my favorite places in the world to be

The music that the orchestra plays is always so

Lame

Hush! I'm sorry about that

This is my daughter Kenya

It's her first time here

I wanted her to see just how magical coming to the symphony can really be

It's so boring here

No video games, none of my friends are here

And there's a bunch of old people everywhere

And don't even get me started on the candy, YUCK

Those are cough drops, baby

Oh. Still yucky

Today, we will be hearing the performance of Kenya's Symphony

The music tells the story about a young girl named Kenya

That's me

Who discovers her passion for music during a trip to the symphony orchestra

At first, she finds it hard to focus

So she takes a straw and begins to blow spitballs in the audience like a pea-shooter

But, to her surprise

Her straw suddenly turns into a musical instrument that can imitate any player on-stage

Will Kenya continue to cause mayhem, or will she use her straw for good

Let's get this thing started! I got spitballs to blow

Alright, alright. I present to you, Kenya's Symphony