Jesus Is Like Pizza Lyrics

Mmmm, pizza

I like pizza, how about you?

Jesus Christ is like pizza, get it?

Well, you will now, check it!

Yo, I speak in philosophical terms

Germs were spreading diseases

I make the crowd rise up like bread in the pizzas

My friend saw Jesus head in the cheeses

This was Jesus first attempt to reach us

I put down the slice and said, "Jesus Christ"

You're in my pizza, it's nice to meet you but

The fact remains you're in my main meal

You're face is right here

So what's the dang deal?

You're interrupting this meal I'm having!

He said, "Tyde, I feel your rapping!"

I've helped you through the years of practice and

Whoops I spilled your coke, here's a napkin

You can clean this mess, yes, I mean it

I'm Jesus, I'm dressed as pizza

And you can choose to believe me or not

But leave this first piece to chill, it's still hot and

Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy

Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be

Reason enough to just grab a knife

And spread Jesus Christ

On each pizza slice and

Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy

Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be

Reason enough to just grab a knife

And spread Jesus Christ

On each pizza slice and

Well, I'm looking at my pizza again

I'm in disbelief and

Jesus chose pizza to visit me in

Nick thinks I'm getting sea sick and seeing

Jesus Christ, look Nick, this is Jesus

He said, "Wow, I'm sitting next to Jesus"

Will this happen when you add extra cheeses?

Nick grabbed a knife and like tried to eat him

I screamed, "No, Nick, drop the Jesus!"

Can't you see? He'll give us a message

But you picked up

And dipped him in ketchup

Now he's half gone

Fool, you ate Christ

But wait, is that Christ?

Save the last slice

And we can like just wrap this piece up

But people might laugh if we have pizza

And say we're psychos for wanting to know God

We asked the waiter for an order to go box

Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy

Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be

Reason enough to just grab a knife

And spread Jesus Christ

On each pizza slice and

Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy

Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be

Reason enough to just grab a knife

And spread Jesus Christ

On each pizza slice and

I'm off my rocker, I'm talking to cheese

Sausage and pepperoni

I'm speaking with Jesus

Giving this pizza my testimony

And only this one singular slice

Of this nice piece of the pizza would listen

It's like a vision of Jesus Christ!

Dad said this pizza's looking delicious

I said, Dad, this isn't pizza

This is a vision of Jesus

He knows the meaning of life

But Daddy, he ate the pizza

Without even thinking twice!

There's no more Jesus

No more pizza to talk to

Call up Nicholas

I think that we ought to

Go back tomorrow and meet up at Pizza Hut and

If that, wasn't enough

Then I'm screaming, "Jesus is coming!"

And people will hear me

But think that I'm taking drugs

Or that I'm just waking up

It's a story I'm making up

But I'm not! In fact

I feel closer to Jesus like never before

And I owe it all to a pizza

Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy

Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be

Reason enough to just grab a knife

And spread Jesus Christ

On each pizza slice and

Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy

Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be

Reason enough to just grab a knife

And spread Jesus Christ

On each pizza slice and

Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy

Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be

Reason enough to just grab a knife

And spread Jesus Christ

On each pizza slice and

Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy

Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be

Reason enough to just grab a knife

And spread Jesus Christ

On each pizza slice and

Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy

Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be

Reason enough to just grab a knife

And spread Jesus Christ

On each pizza slice and

Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy

Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be

Reason enough to just grab a knife

And spread Jesus Christ

On each pizza slice and

Uhhh, I'd like a large cheese pizza

With extra Jesus

But uh, hold the anchovies