CAKE Lyrics

What an amazing feat

I have never seen a cake do that

Usually a cake is just supposed to be eaten

You know, prepared and presented

Desired and just devoured

Never would I have imagined this for such a cake

A cake like this is not supposed to fly

I mean, this was no ordinary basic cake

She slowly picked it up from the table

A cake bigger than the size of her head

And wider than the width of her shoulders

She threw it like an olympic athlete

With such force

With such anger

Way across the room it went

Cakes like that aren't made to fly

But this one did

Her husband

And the woman he was talking with

Now both wearing cake

Collected themselves and left together

Which under any other circumstance

Might have seemed odd

Other guests wiped cake from themselves

As best they could

The music had stopped

And it was safe to assume the party was over

As we all gathered our things

And filtered out the door

She sat sobbing in the mess

I've never seen a cake like that

After today, it's fair to say

I'm not the only one

Who would be happy

To never see another cake like it again