Creaky Crooked Woman Lyrics

Creaky crooked woman

Seeks a boy without a home

That can't connect to where he's been

And's got a future carved in stone

A feeble-minded toy boy

A rubber ducky in the sea

Cast about to and fro

By an ocean with disease

Grease them knees and straighten that spine

Creaky crooked woman

Now I'm shaking it down with a mother of nine

She's a straight-up funky woman

Take a sip from her glass and you're sure to understand

Creaky crooked woman

You'll pay the price, cause she's gotta have a man

Watch out for that woman

Creaky crooked woman

Raiding no-man's land

For the souls who wander through there

Now she takes their bony hands

Sunken cheeks and grey skin

They already come to pass

As the ghosts of former people

Now she slaps their bony ass

Grease them knees and straighten that spine

Creaky crooked woman

I paid her tab but then I couldn't pay mine

She'll serve you drinks and potions

She was shaking it down like back in the day

Creaky crooked woman

Better sell your soul cause you're gonna have to pay

Watch out for that woman

Creaky crooked woman

She raided no-man's land

She's got the ghosts of former people

Begging for her hand

That happy, hurtful woman

She'll make you a sinning man

You'll beg for some forgiveness

But the lord won't understand

Grease them knees and straighten that spine

Creaky crooked woman

She's about to have ten, she used to have nine

She's a burnin' blooded woman

She took me back to her place, made me lose my mind

Creaky crooked woman

Regretting it now, felt good at the time

Watch out for that woman

Get wrapped up in bad people

Can be hard to break away

Crooked love can break your heart

It can also save the day