Spicy Jerky Sticks ft. Jordan Eskenazi Lyrics

Hello there my friend

I need to say

Welcome to Safeway

How are you today

Hello there my friends

I need to say

Welcome to Safeway

I hope you're good today

Hey there stranger

Do you want to

Eat some samples

Of discount jerky sticks

Of discount jerky sticks

Of discount jerky sticks

Of spicy jerky sticks

Can I speak to the manager

I demand to speak to the manager

Do you know who my father is

Do you know my allergies

What did I do to

Make you feel

The way you feel

Was it the jerky sticks

I need to ask you

I need to say

We here at Safeway

Are sorry you feel this way

Oh can you hear me

The words I'm saying

I'm really sorry

I'm sorry you want to leave

Was it the jerky sticks

Can I speak to the manager

I demand to speak to the manager

Do you know about my allergies

Take off your stupid mask

Do you know who my father is