Caleb/Clyde Lyrics

Think it was Caleb who said

We're not goofballs yet

But you're making fun of me

I'll hold this pose

So long as I am held like the countess

I could propose

If it keeps us both from drowning

If all these beasts are clever

Why is there not an insignia sturdy or worth brandishing?

I lurched away

Fetched him a broken box of tissues

I began to say

Just how much I really miss you

If Clyde shaves my head

And Caleb makes the bed

Perhaps we can fool around

Costs 'bout twenty five cents more

To start the laundry then the day before

Costs 'bout twenty five cents more

To start the laundry then the day before

So let's be in Hollywood

Gritting our teeth

Steady on stilettos

But mostly in dreams

Tony and Tanya

Norma and Nora

Betty and Bert

Felicia and Felix

Lydia and Lysette

Caleb and Clyde

Let's be in Hollywood!