if you were a worm (bonus track) Lyrics

If you were a worm

I'd buy a potted plant for you

You could do whatever things worms like to do

I'd scoop you off the sidewalk when the rain begins to fall

And if I needed tunnels, you would be the one I'd call

If you were a worm

I'd put you on my fishing hook

But just to dangle you over the water so you could take a better look

I'd feed you scraps and peels for all your tasty wormy meals

And hold you in my hands no matter how tingly it feels

If you were a worm

Then I'd be a worm

We'd squiggle and squirm

If you were a worm

And if two worms we both became

I think, inside, we'd stay the same

Regardless of how many tails we grew

I know it's true that love is blind

Cause if we both were worms, you'd find

That I'd give each of my five hearts to you

If we were both worms

We'd go on picnics every day

Dodging fish, birds and raccoons along the way

We'd ward off certain danger by hiding in the ground

And when the coast was clear, we'd each show off the dirt we found

If you were a worm

Then I'd be a worm

We'd squiggle and squirm

If you were a worm

And if two worms we both became

I think, somehow, we'd stay the same

Regardless of how many tails we grew

I know it's true that love is blind

Cause if we both were worms, you'd find

That I'd give each of my five hearts to you

If we were both worms

I wouldn't judge you for your slime

And we'd make each other giggle all the time

We'd have slow days together, the kind you don't forget

And, sure, sometimes we'd find we miss the lives we left behind

And yet

If you were a worm

Then I'd be a worm

We'd squiggle and squirm

If you were a worm