De Ba Gabagool Lyrics

I don't know how to do this

I don't know how to gabagool this

Today I'm here to tell you a beautiful story

A story about love, greed, hate, and Italian bologna

Once there was a man full of love

And an empty stomach which was not so full

And one day he took his happy ass to the supermarket

As he was looking around looking for something to get

All of a sudden he looks over to that deli counter

Then he sees it

Gabagool there

He was so lovestruck

He didn't know what to do

His heart swelled

Then all of a sudden he knew what he had to do

He ran over to that case

And he smashed that glass

He grabbed that gabagool and he ran as fast as he can

Back home with the gabagool

And as all relationships are

It was pretty good for a while

A pretty good relationship

But you know as things began to go on

Him and the gabagool started to not get along too well

So the love began to sour a little bit

Just like the gabagool get it

It became a little bit rotten if you will

And one day

As they were sitting there

After everything that happened between the two of them

Things finally started to begin to boil over

And they got into a fight

Not just any kind of normal fight like verbal things

He grabbed a weapon

He grabbed a knife and he struck her

He struck the gabagool in the hole that was in the bottom of it

It didn't do much

He realize it didn't work so he grabbed her

Brought her up to his face

He grabbed the gabagool and started screaming

"How could you do this to me"

He got so angry he didn't know what to do

He wasn't thinking right

So he grabbed it and took a big motherfucking bite

And another bite

And another

And another

And another

When he realized what he was doing

He dropped what was left of his gabagoolian wife onto the floor

And he began to cry out

Why

Why must I have done this to my gool wife

I can't believe I've done this

I don't know what to do

How do I ever come back from this my sweetheart

My gabagirl

I'll miss you forever

I'm so sorry for what I've done to you

You don't deserve this

You were better than any of those dames on the street

I'll keep you in my mind forever my gabagirl

Goobriella

I love you forever gabagool

And after that day he swore to never hurt another gabagool ever again

I hope this story has taught you a valuable lesson about love, greed, hate

And that motherfucking Italian bologna

Wake up tony you're drunk you don't know what you're talking about

What's happening

No it didn't shut up