10 Easy Steps to Kill The President of The United States of America Lyrics

This is our easy how to guide

Of how we made the president die

A simple ten step written instruction

Of our Commander in Chief's life's destruction

It really was not that hard you see

To murder the executive of our country

To exit the interrogation room

We have to tell you how we caused his doom

So

Step one put on ski masks and go to the store

Buy some bananas to put on the floor

Step two drive to DC in a white van

Break into the white house and dodge the bullets if you can

Step three put a banana peel on the ground

And have him fall and hit the ground

Step four put his body in a wooden crate

Don't wake him up

That won't be great

Step five ship his ass to Indonesia

The pilot will be there to meet you

Step six drop the crate in an active volcano

Don't know what rhymes with volcano

Step seven we'll blow up the volcano

And find a way to rhyme volcano

Step eight invade and take over Indonesia

Step nine we' go to war with America

Step ten we'll never get caught

We lost on step two

But you have been taught

Now we're off to jail

Oh shit