Brennan's Jurassic Jazzy Medical Emergency Lyrics

I can feel the snapping muscles

They're growing

Brennan's having a stroke

Brennan's having a stroke

Or some other kind of

Life altering medical emergency

That's not good

Hopefully he gets better

I don't really want to go to the hospital right now

I think he's having a heart attack

Yikes

Brennan's making weird noises

And his face is contorting right now

He stopped snapping so he's probably going down

Oh god the agony

This is really hard to watch

Reminds me of my grandma

I feel sorry for your grandma but I didn't know her

My grandma's dead it's okay

I figured but like I can't empathize with you

Didn't this happen to Tim Curry

I'm pretty sure Tim Curry is still alive

Not with the dead part he's paralyzed

Are you going to be paralyzed

Do you want to be

I don't know

Paralyzed perodactyl

Pterodactyl

Brennan's turning into a dinosaur

There's wings coming out of his back

And its really weird

It's like that one scene from that one movie

Where the guy turns into a werewolf

And stuff just comes out of his body

And it's really unnatural

But since this isn't special effects

It's actually happening

He turned into pterodactyl

Brennan is pterodactyl right now

Ge's a fucking dinosaur

He's kind of scary

Pretty sure the laws of nature don't allow this

I'm pretty sure there's not a hospital within 100,000 miles

That knows how to fix it

I'm Homer Simpson

And Lee Thomas is Homer Simpson

I'm Homer Simpson

Look at dinosaur Brennan

Now he's flying away