The Nick Diss Track Lyrics

I really don't like Nick

He kind of looks like a hick

Not a real one

But one of those fake ones

Oh Nick I really hate you

Nick I really don't like you

Nick you smell like poo

Well uh you do

Nick your hair looks like a snare

Drum

Bears

Nick I don't like the way your hair smells

I don't like the spicy details

Of your love life

With Syd Barnet

I know what you did Nick

With Syd Barnet

You smooched him

On his forehead

And on his nose

You had it closed

Oh god where am I going from here

There's just so much to say

About what you did

To Syd Barnet

Nick I don't like you

Nick I despise you

Nick please don't come around

Nick you make me frown

Nick your two lips are round

Nick I don't know where

I'm going from here

There's so much to say

About why I don't like you

I don't like you

You smell like dookie

Your eyebrows aren't adequate

Your nose is not impeccable

The way your teeth are shaped

They're shaped like little tiny pieces of chalk

But not in a good way

Not good pieces of chalk

Like those crappy dollar store pieces of chalk

I don't like them

I don't

Right now you're taking a piss

Pooping

You're taking a dump

I don't like that either

The end