Luigi's Mansion Girl Lyrics

I'm a very simple man with very simple tastes in women

But let me tell you about something

When she likes Luigi's Mansion

I just can't handle it anymore

My heart goes aflutter and my mouth starts to mutter

And I just can't handle it when she's talking

About that funny little green man

With the little funny nose and big mustache

He's just sucking up them ghosts

When he shines that flashlight

I am filled with delight

That little strange man E. Gad

He just makes me so glad to be around

But if my girl likes Luigi's Mansion

Then I ought to live with her in my own mansion

As soon as I can

I'm going to buy a Luigi's Mansion van

And travel the world with my Luigi's Mansion girl

And we're going to play Luigi's Mansion together

It will be magnificent

The most beautiful thing you've ever seen

Oh my gosh if she gets her own little poltergust 3000

I don't know what I'd do

Luigi's Mansion girl please take my heart

Luigi's Mansion girl

I love you

As soon as we get out of the Luigi's Mansion van

We're going to go up to bimbembo

Please don't sue me bimbembo

Not affiliated with Nintendo

We're going to go up to them and get an autograph from Luigi himself

Because he's real

I'm telling you he's real

I've met him once

I saw him he was in my TV

He came to me in a dream and he said

Brennan please come here

And get my autograph Brennan

And so I did I traveled there and I'm going to get his autograph

Luigi's from bimbembo

Give me your autograph

I am Brennan's bodyguard

And I am armed and dangerous

Please sign his bear chest

He doesn't have a shirt on right now

Because you're supposed to write your name with marker now

Do you want a bullet in your skull?

I can put it there if you don't sign Brennan's skull

I mean his chest I mean

I'm gonna hurt somebody if you don't sign Brennan

Luigi's Mansion girl

I love you

Luigi's Mansion girl

I love you

Luigi's Mansion girl

I love you

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Brennan got his autograph

And the bodyguard guy was arrested

For first degree murder and manslaughter

Brennan got married to his Luigi's Mansion girl

And they moved to Tallabassee, Tennessee

And Luigi is always within us

Amen

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