Our dear boss Lyrics

I am not suicidal, nor am I severely depressed

They sent me to the psychiatrist and I passed all the tests

It's clear this work environment is an absolute disgrace

The blind eye of the management is turned the other way

Sick leave's on an all-time high with no ending in sight

Your schedule is a fucking mess from the moment you arrive

If we had a choice, we'd all quit

You would be unemployed with no benefits

We've saved your ass but we're stuck in deep shit

Because of

Our dear boss, the North Koreans called today

They want their routines back, don't pretend we didn't complain

Your constant absence leaves the flood gates open wide

Your disgruntled coworkers would love to see you fired

You hand us every problem you were paid to understand

But you refuse to be a part of your own fucking plans

If we had a choice, we'd all quit

You would be unemployed with no benefits

We've saved your ass but we're stuck in deep shit

Because of

Our dear boss, the North Koreans called today

They want their routines back, don't pretend we didn't complain

Your constant absence leaves the flood gates open wide

Your disgruntled coworkers would love to see you fired

If I was in the management, if only for a week

I would tear up the protocols and retire half the fleet

If we had a choice, we'd all quit

You would be unemployed with no benefits

We've saved your ass but we're stuck in deep shit

Because of

Our dear boss, the North Koreans called today

They want their routines back, don't pretend we didn't complain

Your constant absence leaves the flood gates open wide

Your disgruntled coworkers would love to see you fired