Who TF is Driving Lyrics

Mr. Calm

Road rage, no brains

Don't care if you're old or teenage

We live in a new age

Maybe you should plan better

Quit being, lazy get up early

Set up your alarm clock

If my tires go flat, I got a negative reflex

With an, innovative response

Crazy what, drivers beef on

The way they drive is real dumb

Sporting cars that's real junk

Cant stand those cut you off

Mr. Pissed Off

Look at you like what you want

Mr. Sarcasm

I want you to crash your car do it while you listen to Nicki Minaj

Dr. Jekyll and Hide

Drivers with no common sense

Please revoke their license

We don't need their non-sense

Their brains got no content

Mr. Pissed Off

Nobody is fond of them

Suffocate all of them

Then we can all call it in

And say it was accident

Mr. Sarcasm

I had to turn my radio off

Rappers now sound the same

Giving me more migraines

Counterfeits of T-pain

But I know Faheem can sing

He don't need the autotunes

He should be mad at all of you

Mr. Pissed Off

This bitch just cut me off in my lane

Mr. Calm & Collect & Dr. Jekyll & Hide:

I hate every tailgater

I hate those cut me off

I hate those who don't signal

I don't want to use my Glock

I don't want to pop your tires

I might make you need a lawyer

I now know your license plate

But then I had my thoughts reframed

Mr. Sarcasm

I drive slowly because I'm driving cruise control food blisters patrolling

Citations baloney citing me as Hispanic, but I'm not even Spanish

Officer in a uniform, looked too fat to be in it

My Filipino flag on my dashboard, Ignorant like some staff board

Man who who hired fat boy

Mr. Analytical

Wait Wait, Wait-Wait Only few know about my loose screws

I choose who gets to know most truths

It's better to be safe than sorry, but adrenaline is what they choose

And I acknowledge that many drivers are just Ignorant and Stupid

Mr. Calm & Collect & Dr. Jekyll & Hide

I hate every tailgater

I hate those cut me off

I hate those who don't signal

I don't want to use my Glock

I don't want to pop your tires

I might make you need a lawyer

I now know your license plate

But then I had my thoughts reframed

Mr. Mentor

Don't get behind the steering wheel If you mad and all emotional

Can't control your feelings, or you cannot just let it go

Just stay off the road Imagine crossing one who lock and loads

Not worth driving when I at my low

Just postpone your shopping at the Lowes

Mr. Collect (Family Man)

I lost my dog(Calvin) while in my arms

In my home, on the kitchen floor (I Love You Boy)

You don't see me on the road

Driving like a moron

Endangering lives, families, and passengers of other drivers (SEMPER)

Put down the bud, bud that would be wiser

Mr. Pissed Off

Stay off your phone

Get off my rear

Put the make up down

You still as clown

Use your signal

Keep it simple

Stop that flexing

Don't waste my time

Ooh Im scared, don't you dare

I'll make you'll shit in your underwear

Emotions clouding your judgment

BEWARE I told you you should have been aware can cared

All of RVR

I hate every tailgater

I hate those cut me off

I hate those who don't signal

I don't want to use my Glock

I don't want to pop your tires

I might make you need a lawyer

I now know your license plate

But then I had my thoughts reframed