Channel 6 News Lyrics

[Johnny Merk]

Just throwin' on Channel 6, you know

Early mornin' type time, my Frosted Flakes

Milk cold as hell, damn...

Wonder what today's about, turn this shit on,

yeah, yeah

For all this race shit, that's bombast

I don't do contrast, I build the business up like Comcast

Draw the bar graph, where the pie at

I'm just reflecting, how many shootings July had

A hero to my hood, protection in a monstrous form

All these punks with a gun, can you weather the storm?

Crooked, prejudice 12 flip cars in minutes

Have you swimming in the Schuykill or the Wissahickon

(Get you a floaty!)

New weird trends, got me in the old me

Half Ninja Gaiden and Shinobi

Johnny's Nor Easter, when it comes to the sport

Terrify weathermen, Channel 6 reports

Large mutant in the city, 12 feet, rocking basketball shorts

One kick, send you flying from, city to seashore

Destroy, lil' shops of horror like Seymour

Groundbreaking detours, hip-hop restored

Way we kill charts, man, kinda insane

Migrate all the work like we Dorothea Lange

Powerful, energetic when I'm rockin' the stage

Love Iron, I'm cut with the Bruce Lee frame

Live on Channel 6, I be spittin' my shit

I'm on a high-speed chase, I-76

Live on Channel 6, I be lit with the clique

Sixers Jersey, we playin' state prop in the whip

Live on Channel 6, I be spittin' my shit

I'm on a high-speed chase, I-76

Live on Channel 6, I be lit with the clique

Sixers Jersey, we playin' state prop in the whip

Yeah!

So, let's do it the easy way, huh

Yes, sir. Nice and easy

Mr. Keyes. Now, what kind of a first name is that, Mr.

My mama wanted people to show me respect

Oh, yeah? Well, suppose you show me your registration. You got it in the car there

You know what? You're getting to be a real pain in the ass, man

Now, what's that on the floor there

Gonna set me up!!!