Kitschy Christmas Lyrics

We're gonna have a kitschy Christmas

Have a spiked eggnog or two

Deck out a tree made from aluminum

And we'll be having lots of fun

Having a kitschy Christmas with you

There's a flamingo with a Santa hat on

And he's standing in the snow on the lawn

Out in front of a Wright house

Just a little south of town

And it's a rocking as we get our holiday on

We're gonna have a kitschy Christmas

Have a spiked eggnog or two

Deck out a tree made from aluminum

And we'll be having lots of fun

Having a kitschy Christmas with you

Burl Ives is playing on the HiFi

Mr. Brown is dancing with his wife

Cousin Jack's wearing a lampshade

On top of his beret

Covering the tree in Shiny Brites

We're gonna have a kitschy Christmas

Have a spiked eggnog or two

Deck out a tree made from aluminum

And we'll be having lots of fun

Having a kitschy Christmas with you

Let's get a martini from the bar

Staying warm as the snow falls

I'll dress you up as Santa Claus

Hand out presents while kids ooh and ahh

Carolers are coming up the drive

Singing Jingle Bells like it's a jive

They've got hot chocolate

With whiskey in it, you can bet

This is the best part of Christmas time

We're gonna have a kitschy Christmas

Santa's got a rocket for a sleigh

The tree is pink and shining bright

On this kitschy Christmas night

Let's go home in your Chevrolet

Can't wait for Christmas day