xxxmas (Dead Tree) Lyrics

Why does this make any sense?

Sing about sex with a dead old man

I guess people like Necrophilia

Sex with a dead old man

Weird to think that we made a holiday

Decided that we wanted to put a dead tree in the house

Why do we use colored items?

Red, green, and whatever

Just to put them on a tree

Feeling lonely watched elf for the millionth time

Damn Will Ferrell is a genius

Pornhub and every site is decorated but they forgot Hanukkah

What the fuck

Let's celebrate a holiday

It will come next year

Let's celebrate a holiday

It'll come next year

Just a Christmas song

Imagine being happy when you sing

Just another Christmas song

Be happy when you sing

Time to see Santa

Not the real the Santa

That man been dead for years

I'm afraid of the mail Santas molesting me

And the lines are way too long

Christmas day can't wait to act like I got the presents

Been broke since August

Spent too much on Tapestry

Let's celebrate a holiday

It'll come next year

Let's celebrate a holiday

It'll come again next year

Just another Christmas song

Imagine being happy when you sing

Just another Christmas song

Imagine being happy when you sing

"We did not kill Jesus"

Let's celebrate a holiday

It will come again next year

Let's celebrate a holiday

It'll come again next year

Just another Christmas song

Imagine being happy when you sing

Just another Christmas song

Imagine being happy when you sing