Christmas Staycation ft. Dillon Lyrics

It was the night before Christmas, just me and my spouse

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

We got our sweatpants on, we ain't leavin' the house

And you gon' have to pay me homie, I'm not leavin' this couch

Baby it's cold outside, we just sittin' by the fire

While the little duns is playing in the snow outside

Don't wanna go outside, we just binging 'Love is Blind'

And old 'Star Trek' re-runs that we've watched a dozen times

I'm just trying to cozy up, not interested in staying up til

4AM drunk poppin' bottles in the club

I might have an old-fashioned or an eggnog with some rum

I might even try to get a VR headset just for fun

But if you think I'm 'bout to leave the house you must be cray

I'm staying home for Christmas, I don't care what they say

So feel free to drop by, if you wanna pay a visit

Heard some knockin' at the door, pause the Netflix, yo who is it?

But when I got to the porch, there was nobody there

Just some presents from the elves that they left by the stairs

And yo I wish you were here, but it's my Christmas Staycation

I'm not going anywhere so fire up the Playstation

'Cause this year, all I want for Christmas

Is to stay at home, no offense, don't get it twisted

I wish that, we didn't live so far away

But we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday

'Cause this year, all I want for Christmas

Is to stay at home and just eat up all the Triscuits

I wish that, we didn't have to go back to work

Cancel all of my appointments until January 1st

It's 'bout to be a silent night, that's right

I'm catching up on my zzz's, I ain't catching a flight

Despite all the season's greetings and the holiday cheer

I'm home in my robe reading, trying to call it a year

Pourin' a shot and beer, I steer clear of the eggnog

I ain't roasting chestnuts, just this hog leg dawg

I got enough memories, ain't trying to make more

Unless your coming to upgrade my Playstation 4

There's no family feast, I'm trying to eat some Chinese

And stare at the TV screen until my eyes bleed

In the past I bent over backwards to be a presence

And didn't even leave with any presents

I guess this year I'll sit here on the couch with my pajamas on

And open all the boxes that I got myself on Amazon

Christmas used to be the ish, but now I'm not a young buck

And I gotta say is 'bah humbug'

'Cause this year, all I want for Christmas

Is to stay at home and just mind my own business

Don't get it misconstrued, I don't mean to be a Scrooge

I just wanna raid the fridge and eat up all the food

'Cause this year, only thing on my wishlist

Is to stay at home, yeah that's all I want for Christmas

I wish that, we didn't have to go back to work

Cancel all of my appointments until January 1st

I'm just chillin' at the crib, no really it's a vibe

I wish we could stay at home like this for Christmas all the time

'Cause then I wouldn't have to drive, or get on a plane

And you know traveling around this time of year is insane

Crowded airports and stores, but no luggage to pack

Almost done, just got a couple more presents to wrap

But then I'm hittin' the sack, 9PM on Christmas Eve

Left some cookies and some milk, out there sittin' by the tree

Just in case he decides, to come and pay a visit

Heard some rustling in the living room, wake up and say 'who is it?'

Then I opened up the door, and guess who I saw?

He said they call me St. Nick but just address me as 'Claus'

And please forget what you saw, 'cause I was never here

Grabbed the milk and cookies, and up the chimney he disappeared

And I wish we were there, but it's my Christmas Staycation

Watching all the classics, even the ones in claymation

'Cause this year, all I want for Christmas

Is to stay at home, no offense, don't get it twisted

I wish that, we didn't live so far away

But we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday

'Cause this year, only thing on my wishlist

Is to stay at home yeah that's all I want for Christmas

I wish that, we didn't have to go back to work

Cancel all of my appointments until January 1st