Jamie Jumped The Grand Canyon Lyrics

Gardens and insecticides, measure being rectified

Just like hearing your name get called, it echoes down the backlit hall

Picked a pepper pocket knife, winning a polygamous penguin fight

Sunday, Monday, Saturday, soup's prepared for the holiday

Climbing up the scaffolding, clinging to metallic sting

A boat that floats in oil wells, and a tree that's chopped, they're sure to sell

Flipping through your magazine, on a couch that's made of tangerines

Drinks and smokes that stain your teeth, and slip n slides made with antifreeze

Jamie jumped the Grand Canyon

Jamie thought that he could fly

Jamie got carried by 12 golden finches

Jamie jumped the Grand Canyon, and he missed

He missed by inches

Iron bars and flying cars, certificate proves that you own a star

Glue dispensed from a pointy stick, solid lead, bowling pins

Rolled up sleeves in a big black hat, a cockroach died from a heart attack

Gold belt buckle with a diamond stone, six brown buttons and a blueberry scone

Two old women and 33 kids, a broke down truck that slips and skids

Eating from an old tin can, a parakeet rescue caravan

Carpool with a chupacabra, bathtub filled with red hot lava

Interstate ramp held up by toothpicks, teaching orangutans how to drive stick shift

Getting lost in the supermarket, I'll fly away in my spaghetti powered rocket

Jamie jumped the Grand Canyon

Jamie thought that he could fly

Jamie got carried by 12 golden finches

Jamie jumped the Grand Canyon, and he missed

He missed by inches