Easy to Assemble Lyrics

Oh I need a good companion

Yes I've been all alone

Ever since my last divorce I never leave my home

I order things on eBay from all around the world

And yesterday I bought it my first My first robotic girl

Oh I know what you all thinkin'

But don't you be so smug

Whenever I need company I just insert her plug

It's great she's got an off switch It's what I most embrace

And the neighbors they don't think she's just another pretty face

I hope she's easy to assemble and easy on the eyes

She kinda makes me tremble she cut me down to size

But all these extra pieces I wonder what they're for

My frustration just increases when I see all the pieces on the floor

Well I ordered Model 7A after much debate

She only cost $10,000 plus the tax and shipping freight

The mailman came this morning the box was by my door

The label marked Fragile from a warehouse in Baltimore

I opened up the package and saw so many parts

And a page of vague directions I didn't know where to start

There's a couple wigs of color and fifty pairs of shoes

An array of Turkish jewelry and a cord Marked Safety Fuse

They're not so easy to assemble not so easy on the eyes

I know I kinda ramble but they don't come as advertised

I scratch my head and wonder my mind is filled with doubt

Even these robotic girls are hard to figure out

I hope she's easy to assemble And easy on the eyes

She kinda makes me tremble She cut me down to size

But all these extra pieces I wonder what they're for

My frustration just increases when I see all the pieces on the floor

No it's not about a blow up doll

It's about a robotic girl

For your information, I saw this on an episode of The Twilight Zone

It's a wrap Dennis