Pigeon In A Suit Lyrics

I haven't left this place in month

The lights I saw not overcome

When Stanley knocked, this place was just a mess

I opened up, but it wasn't who I did expect

There was a pigeon at the door in a three-piece suite

Opened up its suitcase all while mocking me with "coo coo coo coo coo"s

Had the wisdom of the world and said "now it's up to you"

I never thought a bird could smirk

And my panic's through the roof

So I just said

No, I didn't want to know

Already feeling old, so I just said no

I've been seeing things that don't seem right

Knew that I was star crossed all my life

When it tried to show me things, I said no

So, can you finish making up your mind?

I haven't all day here

I'm pulling string, man. I don't have time for your kind

I didn't really know what I'm supposed to do

He smelled like dog and looked exhausted

See, young man it's easy, you just take a pen and put your name right here.

So help me, let me tell thee, tell thee (help me, help me, help me)

But he just said no

He didn't want to know

He said he wasn't sure

Why he was starting now to float

Man, this fella's head is not quite right

Why'd I have to have this shift tonight

When I asked the kid to sign, he screamed no

Just make up your mind

The truth is out there

Man, listen, I don't want to tell you shit

I'm just trying to support my wife and kids