Pretty Stoned Now (The Ever Unfolding Saga of Mr. Small) Lyrics

He's getting stoned now

He's getting stoned now

He's getting stoned now

And if he plays these bones right

He'll be home with her

Later on now

The bearded lady and the little man called it a day

They walked onto the Midway cause they wanted to play

On the tilt a whirl but they wouldn't let him ride

Didn't recognize his face and he wasn't even this high

He's getting stoned now

He's getting stoned now

He's getting stoned now

And if he plays these bones right

He'll be home with her

Later on now

The bearded lady tried her best to pacify his fears

The little man just sulked around and put his hands on his ears

Then she kissed him rather manly, and it rocked his world

She looked like a man, but she kissed like a girl

He's pretty stoned now

He's getting stoned now

He's pretty stoned now

And he'll be on the floor

And think it's a throne

Later on, now

The bearded lady loved the little man despite his career

His name was Mr. Paul Johnson and behind on his years

He was small in step but made it up in fear

Had a terrible temper and a tongue so severe

I'm kinda stoned now

I'm kinda stoned now

I'm kinda stoned now

I'm gonna be on the floor

And think it's a throne

Later on, now

He started getting distant and he stopped coming home

But she tried to stand by him, but he got so cold

Then one night it broke loose when she caught him alone

And he smelled like another man's cologne

She's getting stoned now

She's getting stoned now

She's getting stoned now

She's gonna be on the floor

And she'll think it's a throne

Later on, now

Every time I see you walking down the street

You know I wanna love you from your head to your feet

I was born to love you and I grew up right

With them Florida girls on them Florida nights

I'm really stoned now

I'm really stoned now

I'm really stoned now

But if I play these bones right

I'll be home with you

Later on now

He's really stoned now

He's really stoned now