5kinny's Skinnies ft. 5kinny000 Lyrics

Are you tired of diets that never seem to work

Do you want to lose weight without sacrificing your favorite foods

Introducing 5kinny's Skinnies, the restaurant that puts the diet pills in your food that make you skinny

"This chicken ain't done? Fuck you, this is dumb shit"

Food must still be properly cooked

Our special diet pills are carefully blended with your food

So you can enjoy your favorite meals without worrying about gaining weight, you fat fuck

"Perfect blend, that's a perfect blend, mmm"

"5kinny made me skinny in an instant, I give him two crumbs up"

"It just works"

At 5kinny's Skinnies, we understand that losing weight can be a struggle

But with our revolutionary approach, you can lose weight effortlessly

"Time to go eat some food because I haven't really eaten"

"One time I went there and the food was really good and they put some stuff in it and yeah, it's good stuff"

Our customers have seen amazing results with some losing up to 10 pounds in just one meal

"Boom, nice, likey"

Side effects include weight gain, hearing loss, depression, suicidal thoughts

death, engorged penis, stomach pain, and vomiting

So why wait

Visit 5kinny's today and experience the ultimate weight loss solution

In the most delicious way possible

"Mommy I want to go to Skippy's"

"It's 5kinny's, dumbass"

Come on down to 5kinny's Skinnies

Come on down to 5kinny's with me

Come on down

You can eat

Come on down to 5kinny's Skinnies

Come on down to 5kinny's with me

Come on down

You can eat