CRULLERS, BEARCLAWS, AND 2007 MYSPACE: A DEEP-FRIED OPERA Lyrics
- Genre:Metal
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Bear claws the size of bear paws
Beware the bear that stares back at you
Bear claws the size of bear paws
Beware the bear that stares back at you
Created in 1982 to feed both me and you
Available now worldwide whenever you decide
Bear claws are mighty tasty
Do you use the term "bear claw" for a kind of pastry?
This is the opera part
We're singing now
We're singing now
Bear claw can be hand-made by using a claw cutter that was invented in 1950
Bear claw can be hand-made by using a claw cutter that was invented in 1950
Or if you're like me and are quite lazy you can buy them at the store for no more than $4.50
These pastries won't break your wallet
So take a bite and go and swallow it
Does it taste like you thought it would when you went and bought it?
This is the opera part
We're singing now
We're singing now
Beware the bear
Beware the bear
Beware the bear
This bear will not stop until it's gone mauled you
Your body will be shredded and torn from the inside out