Old People Aren't Interested In Anybody Else But Themselves Lyrics

Old people

Aren't interested

In anybody else but themselves

Old people

Aren't interested

In anybody else but themselves

Our nan is different, actually

Our nan is cool

She wants to know about my music 

Every time I visit her

In her new retirement home

Where ninety 

Percent of residents are women

In their eighties

The rest are zombies 

Male zombies

Old people

Aren't interested

In anybody else but themselves

Old people

Aren't interested

In anybody else but themselves

Some of them are

Not too bad though

Some of them are cool

Vulnerable minorities 

Endangered species

Small and cute

Residing in cold homes where ninety

Percent of residents

Are females in their eighties

The rest are zombies

Male zombies

Most zombies

Aren't interested

in anybody else but themselves

Most zombies

Aren't interested

In anybody else but themselves

Naturally, their brains are mush

And usually they just

Stare and moan

But don't we love them anyway

I only wish they'd take their votes and 

Give them to the kids

Who have to live through this

Although I envy every zombie

Not giving a shit

Most people

Aren't interested

In anybody else but themselves

Most zombies

Aren't interested

In anybody else but themselves

Old people

Aren't interested

In anybody else but themselves

And I'm not as negative

As I may come across