Rugrats Lyrics

I'm not a junky junky bastard

I'm a fuck up take a good look

Hard drive can't hack it

Winnings in my jeans to back it

Get humpty dumpty smashed that's

When I show up to the gaf

I just roll up then I pass

But, you won't catch me sleeping

Cheeky cunts their always creeping

Always in the hallways scheming

Look pissed but their shitting it

Cocky but chicken shit

So do me a favour

You can do me in later

What kind of cunt would show up

To the club with an ear piece and a blazer?

Tell Mr monkey suit

I said who the fuck are you?

Come up here and tell me

What I should and shouldn't do

If you want me gone have to throw me out yourself

So put your fucking hands up no hands around the belt

Been a man of mischief ever since I was a rugrat

Always good for nothing nothing I was always good at

Fuck that I give it a good crack

Do my bit don't look back words said never took back

Make money money make money money money

Take some from me won't be so buddy buddy no

Don't you call me mr crusty, cranky, sleepy high or hungry

With my feet up in the air aiming at the sky above me

Chilling in my Umbros with my hombres

And a little fried you could say sautéed

And feel saucy no satay

Made a deal with two handshakes

Say what's real then say what's fake

Hope that won't spread like Mayonnaise

Some people take it day by day by day by day by day

By day 2 I'm like fuck this I've been on the rug with a stranger for way too long

They say what doesn't kill you will make you strong

But that's a fucking lie that made me change this song

Know I know I know I know that I said Monday

And that this is Tuesday

I'm on the fucking runway that's only going one way

That's all the way to Sunday

I'll quit while I'm ahead I just need a shower, a kebab and bed

Never spend time and money in another man's shed

Birthday money from my granny you can call that naan bread

Rolled up a note burn a hole in your pocket

Fire to the fuel and load up the rocket

Been a man of mischief ever since I was a rugrat

Always good for nothing nothing I was always good at

Fuck that I give it a good crack

Do my bit don't look back words said but never took back