Professor BigButt Lyrics

Welcome back to all students and faculty, the time is 7:55 meaning classes start in just five minutes!

If your cheeks aren't in your seats yet hurry so you won't be late!

And have a great first day of classes at Big Butt University

I'm professor Bigbutt, welcome to my class

If you brats expect to pass, you better learn to shake some ass

Do the right exercise get a side of extra fries

Make it wiggle make it bigger make it stick out on the side

You gotta gobble make it wobble don't just waddle go full throttle

If you're built real slim like models get remodeled eat some waffles

Drink a smoothie grow the booty

Just stay focused on your schooling

Oh Ken Clark I see you raising your hand?

I got you bitches on the rocks, shaken not stirred

Well I am passing all my classes you be pushing your turds

Your booties nasty drastic listen and learn

While I am doing fire hydrants you be sitting on curbs

I'm really pushing her buttons I piss her off like it's nothing

Treat that bitch like hansel gretel shove her bun in the oven

I don't need a tape to measure I don't fit my old jeans

When I walk across the stage trust you won't be seen

So please don't call me twinnnnn….

I ate you in the womb

I got that bahm bahm and you just…. abominable

My ass grow exponential you got curved at every interval

They really ain't that bright I take their light and dim em all

I'm really bad I'm terrible

I paved the way you flat and old

I break wind you uncomfortable

We never were c-comparable

Body like a funnel it's no fun at all

I p-p-pop deflated b-bubbles

And now they match your other rolls

Wouldn't fuck you or play other roles

Mister Clark! Big Butt University has a 0 tolerance policy on profane language

You are disrupting a learning environment

Now, where was I? Oh

If you brats expect to pass, you better learn to shake some ass

Do the right exercise get a side of extra fries

Make it wiggle make it bigger make it stick out on the side

You have to gobble make it wobble don't just waddle go full throttle

If you're built real slim like models get remodeled eat some waffles

Um mister bigbutt, Ken Clark is raising his hand!

Ms. Lewis, I did not achieve a PhD and pioneer the Brazilian Butt Lift to be called Mister. It's Doctor BigButt

Mister Clark, what do you have to say this time?

The only degree you got is the one you don't wipe your ass with

Think it's fat that's rich I'm calling bull mastiff

Study hard and I'm not tripping but it's really packed in

First class ticket extra seat to really strap in

Always running to the bank I can't fit nothing up in my pockets

I don't really go shopping if it fits me then I already prolly bought it

Savauge all on my armpits

Money all on my—

Ken Clark! You have wasted enough class time with your Malarkey!

You need to take BigButtology 101 seriously, this is a required class

This grade could really make or break ya

Don't be stuck up or I'll have to shake ya

Go get your weight up my cakes done baking

Already got the golden cords that did match the apron

I got my transcript sent to every graduate location

I'm the most inflated Imitated instigated I'm sophistication

You're sophomore status based on credits taken

My cakes done baking Bubble butts I wrote my dissertation

Now back to slide 3 of my powerpoint presentation