Your Makeup Is Terrible Lyrics

Greetings earthlings, my name is Alaska Thunderfuck five thousand, from the planet glam-tron

What's yours?

Now, I've come a long way to be here tonight, so let's get our greetings and salutations

out of the way right now, shall we

Hieeeeeeeee, ooh, I don't know about you miss kitty but I feel so much yummier

Now, there's an issue that's recently come to my attention that we need to discuss right now

Is that okay with you honey

Are you ready

You, are you ready

Okay, mm-mm

Are you ready

Are you ready

Are you ready

Are you ready

Your make-up is terrible

Your make-up is terrible

Your make-up is terrible

Your make-up is terrible

But I love you anyway

You're make is terrible

Your make-up is terrible

Your make-up is terrible

Your make-up is terrible

But I love you anyway

Now I heard this is the best motherfuckin' club in all the land

Is that correct

Uh-Huh..

Well, it better be because I never had no shit shows or shenanigans at the doorway

Mr. Doorman, what's that?

You need my ID

This face is my ID, motherfucker

Now I'm not the kind of bitch that's gonna go behind your back and talk shit on you

If I ever get to it, I will bring it right to the busted face

Now let's discuss it right now, shall we

Are you ready

Uh-huh

You, specifically

Are you ready

Who me? Yea totally am!

Are you ready

Are you ready

Are you ready

Are you ready

Are you ready

Are you ready

Are you ready

Your make-up is terrible

Your make-up is terrible

Your make-up is terrible

Your make-up is terrible

But I love you anyway

Terrible, terrible, terrible

Your make-up is terrible, terrible, terrible

Your make-up is terrible, terrible, terrible

Your make-up is terrible, but- but I love you anyway

I love you anyway

Are you ready

Yes

My make-up is terrible

My make-up is terrible

My make-up is terrible

My make-up is terrible

Do you love me anyway

Terrible, terrible, terrible

My make-up is terrible, terrible, terrible

Your make-up is terrible, terrible, terrible

Our make-up is so terrible

But I love you anyway

Terrible, terrible, terrible