GREEN EGGS AND HAM! ft. Comedian Spider Lyrics

So, Mr. Sam, it says

I just have one really quick question

I'm a big fan

Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?

Like, you say?

(Laughs)

Do I like Green Eggs and Ham? (Yuh)

Well I feel like, (Sam-I-Am, Sam-I-Am!)

That's a pretty fucking easy answer (I am Sam!)

(Bitch)

SAM I FUCKING AM

That Sam-I-Am

That Sam-I-Am

I do not like that Sam-I-Am

(Now, would you like Green Eggs and Ham?)

I do not like them, Sam-I-Am

I would not like them here or there

I would not like them anywhere

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham

I do not like them, Sam-I-Am

(Would you like them in a house?)

(Would you like them with a mouse?)

(I told you)

I do not like them in a house

I do not like them with a mouse (huh)

I do not like them here or there

I do not like them anywhere

(Would you eat them in a box?)

(Would you eat them with a fox?)

(Yuh)

Not in a box, not with a fox

Not in a house, not with a mouse

I would not eat them here or there

I would not eat them anywhere

(Would you, could you, in a car?)

(Eat them, eat them, here they are)

I would not, could not, in a car

Yeah, I would not, could not, in a car

(You may like them, you will see)

You may like-

Sam-I-Am you better shut your fat ass up

Before I dropkick your ass to Indonesia and back

You greasy ass bitch

I am not trying them sour moldy crusty dusty

Green Eggs and fucking Ham (Yeah, bitch)

I would not, could not in the rain

Not in the dark, not on a train

Not in a car, not in a tree

I do not like them, Sam, you see

You do not like them, so you say

Try them, try them and you may

So, Sam

If I try these Green Eggs and Ham

Will you leave me the fuck alone

(Clears throat) y-yes

(Ingests Green Eggs and Ham)

Damn

DAMN

What the fuck is this shit

(Stuttering) W-well

What the fuck did you feed me