INAP! Lyrics

I'm laying in my bed

The clock says it's 2 AM

Snoozing soundly, but to my surprise

In a moment I begin to open my eyes

I lay entirely

Still expecting to go back to sleep

But I make a sad discovery

I am very very thirsty

My throat is dry like a desert

But I don't want to get out of bed

If I get up and get a drink of water

I won't get this comfy again

As I sit, I cannot help this

But I start to become envious

Of a succulent or other kind of green rooted

Thing in a situation like this

I wanna photosynthesize

Like a plant does

I wanna let out carbon dioxide

And take in the sun

I wanna have a stable root system

And drink water whenever I want

Oh, photosynthesis

I wanna be a plant

What an incredible scientific process

I wanna take part in that awesomeness

But unfortunately I can't

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

So I can't

So I can't

I'm not a plant, I'm not a plant, I'm not a plant

So I can't

Do you ever wanna be

Something like a tree

Have hard bark on your outside

And not this fragile, fleshy hide?

Do you ever wanna become

An oak or a rhododendron

Or even a flower, like a rose or some different one?

Roots, petals, leaves, yeah, that's the one

I wanna photosynthesize

Like a plant does

I wanna let out carbon dioxide

And take in the sun

I wanna have a stable root system

And drink water whenever I want

Oh, photosynthesis

I wanna be a plant

What an incredible scientific process

I wanna take part in that awesomeness

But unfortunately I can't

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

So I can't

So I can't

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

I'm not a plant

So I can't

So I can't

I'm not a plant, I'm not a plant, I'm not a plant

So I can't