- Genre:Spoken Word
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
I roll up to the window to order the one thing that I need
After such a long day, that's right, it's a cone of vanilla ice cream
But I'm met with the worst words, they're so bad I can hardly speak
They hurt me to the core, and they're the words I repeat
Our ice cream machine is out of order
These words induce a primal sense of horror
Their ice cream machine is out of order
I think they should erect a statue in the poor machine's honor
It's overworked and underpaid
It doesn't even get a lick of any of the cones it makes
And yet, you wonder why it won't work
Put yourself in its shoes, you jerk
All I wanted was some ice cream
Now it's become a crime scene
Get it back in working order, please
So I can forget the machine's memories
Our ice cream machine is out of order
These words induce a primal sense of horror
Their ice cream machine is out of order
I think they should erect a statue in the poor machine's honor
Our ice cream machine is out of order
These words induce a primal sense of horror
Their ice cream machine is out of order
I think they should erect a statue in the poor machine's honor
Honor
Poor machine's honor
Honor, poor machine's honor
Honor, poor machine's honor