Mixed Bag Lyrics

I spent my life fumbling through bags

She's a custard cream and I'm a chocolate machine

Got that home brand flavour like that Aldi trash

Not here for my feelings

She's here for my cash (cha-ching)

I don't know how to tell her that I've got no coin

She's like sex on the couch and I'm a kick in the groin

She talks about the time that she got drunk at the park

But usually I just sit at home and wank in the dark (ugh)

Hot mess

She's my

Hot mess

I'm not showing

Baby I'm growing

And I just cut the grass

And I'm hoping that I'll last

She's a

Mixed bag

Of m&ms she's a

Six pack of green demons

She's a rocket full of hatred and a pain in my ass

But I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess

She's a

Mixed bag

Of m&ms she's a

Six pack of green demons

She's a rocket full of hatred and a pain in my ass

But I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess

She's getting out and drinking I'm at home with the boys (boys)

Like Woody and Buzz Lightyear we've got similar toys (there's a snake in my boot)

Her ex drives a commodore and gets on the 'roids (skirrr)

But the neighbours hate the carry on

And hate all the noise

She's a

Mixed bag

Of m&ms she's a

Six pack of green demons

She's a rocket full of hatred and a pain in my ass

But I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess

She's a

Mixed bag

Of m&ms she's a

Six pack of green demons

She's a rocket full of hatred and a pain in my ass

But I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess

Ooh (wa wa wa)

Ooh (wa wa wa)

Ooh (wa wa wa)

Ooh (wa wa wa)

Sweet as a button

Kisses are prime

Nothing about her

Is wasting my time

She's a

Mixed bag

Of m&ms

She's a

Mixed bag

Of m&ms she's a

Six pack of green demons

She's a rocket full of hatred and a pain in my ass

But I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess

She's a

Mixed bag

Of m&ms she's a

Six pack of green demons

She's a rocket full of hatred and a pain in my ass

But I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess

I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess

I love her like a peanut butter stinking hot mess

I love her like a peanut butter

Love her like a peanut butter

Love her like a peanut butter

Love her like a peanut

She's a

Mixed bag