Rectal Trumpet Virtuoso Lyrics

Yeah, I'm a rectal trumpet virtuoso

Best in the business, straight from the soul

Everybody stops when I start playing

Cause I'm a rectal trumpet virtuoso

Notes crystal clear, they're never muffled

Please relax your asshole and let it slide in

I do be counting this cash

I do be eating his ass

It's a butt opportunity that I won't let pass

Had his dick in my mouth

His pube hairs on my face

Lick that shit out the urinal

I love the taste

Dick stayin' limp like I got Lou-Gehrig's

Which is basically the same as ALShrimpdick

Wish I could make my own smegma

Then I wouldn't have to buy it

Make public nudity legal

Or I'ma start a fuckin' riot, uhh

Just finished a solo

And now he about to cum

His ass is leaking

He might have to sleep in the tub

We got a whole team

Sex offenders and defenders

Bluds and Crips and cock molesters

All kinds of fags from near and far

For shit cum and crust

And to add to the jizz jar

Adding letters to Hepatitis

And contributing to the spread of AIDS

Riffin' around on my butthole trumpet

Until he blows a load

All over his own face

Just finished a solo

And now he about to cum

His ass is leaking

He might have to sleep in the tub

Yeah, I'm a rectal trumpet virtuoso

Best in the business, straight from the soul

Everybody stops when I start playing

Cause I'm a rectal trumpet virtuoso

Notes crystal clear, they're never muffled

Please relax your asshole and let it slide in

I'm goin' full virtuoso on you fags

I put some curry in my anus for my Gayrabs