A LIV I: awkward party? Lyrics

I'm at a motherfuckin' party, kinda awkward cause nobody likes me

I tell everyone I have to pee, cause conversation starters are the key

Callin' every asian kid I run into lee, gettin' involved in others inside jokes

Slappin' my knee, asking the host if he has any tea

Gettin' fuckin' lit, tonight

I brought my Advil hella uptight, people keep telling me I'm white

Shit son that can't be right, I'm not that fuckin' light

Gettin' drunk, sippin' my Sprite, look down at the dog shit it bites

Fuck everyone found out about my lice, I need a BFF Jesus Christ

Pulled out my Caliber and I diced

He said it got chewed into by some mice, I said shit son it's fine, I don't think twice

Pullin' out my goddamn oregano to smoke some spice, I take a few hits

My stomach feels wrong, I puke right inside this dude's bong

My puke made me feel fuckin' strong, bumpin' my ass to my favorite fuckin' song

Poundin' my chest like I'm fuckin' Donkey Kong

Feelin' so confident I whip out my dong, this dude challenges me to ping pong

We head down to play the game, I really like him but he doesn't feel the same

The dog starts biting my dick, this thing ain't fuckin' tame

I started cryin' now everyone thinks I'm lame

They won't fuckin' think that when I'm full of fame

That thought made me came.... O.O'

Now I'm startin' to feel the shame, the hostess tellin' me to leave, dang

That's when I hear the telephone rang, it's my ma and she mad

Her sixth husband wasn't my new dad, fuck that's rad

Kicked me into infertility with me nads

I guess I should feel sad, I poke out my own eyes

They turn into some pretty liquidy guys

I run into a lane, it smells like it's been pissed on by a plane

This place ain't from no ordinary wang

I see ping pong big and I scream lets hang!

he fuckin' books it on a train

A squirrel fuckin' disrespecting me again

I rip off its head and scream, fuck you ben

The squirrel's rejection reminds me of my ex-girlfriend

These fuckers are gonna get it full send

Just then I remember my ex-gen leaves me for fuckin' led

The end