boonie weasel Lyrics

Boonie Weasel is a weasel

She's so clever it's unfeasible

She's not decent

She's not reasonable

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Boonie Weasel is a weasel

She's so clever it's unfeasible

She's not decent

She's not reasonable

Best watch out for

See the daring deeds she's done

Failing that, count her citations

Marvel at her glittering career

Outlaw philosopher,

And fancy cake-maker

Wields a rapier like a logical deduction

Lives in a hollow tree

Eats leaves and tiny mammals

Always starts from first principles

Rigorous in her arguments

She has incredible taste in shoes

Defines her terms before she attacks

Meet dangerous Boonie Weasel

She keeps plastic explosives in the fridge

Right next to the lemon syllogisms

Boonie Weasel is a weasel

She's so smart it's inconceivable

She's electric

She's unreasonable

Best watch out for

Read the words of Boonie Weasel

Marvel at the grim stylistics

Every page will make you gasp

Boonie Weasel is a weasel

She's so clever it's unfeasible

Her dialectic is completely irredeemable

Best watch out for

Read the history of Boonie Weasel

Skip the dates and check the action

Marvel at her glittering career