Checkmate In Two, Donnie Lyrics

Listen Donnie, your dreams will finally end

The horror is over and the world can amend

Checkmate in five, Donnie

Your lies and cheats they accrue

Checkmate in four, Donnie

Blunders and failures they grew

Checkmate in three, Donnie

Resistant rivals too few

Checkmate in two, Donnie

Your moves are too easy to see through

Hey ageing orange, striving back for the throne?

Playing chess with the world, with some tactics your own

Playing with words, with opponents, playin' the ultimate fool

Every move is a deceit and your pawns willing tools

Your knights ride out in square, so proud and bold upon their steeds

Your queen manoeuvres in the dark, sowing discord with her deeds

But your castle walls are crumbling and your kingdom in decline

As the world watches amused, your massive downfall is divine

Checkmate in five, Donnie

Your lies and cheats they accrue

Checkmate in four, Donnie

Blunders and failures they grew

Checkmate in three, Donnie

Resistant rivals too few

Checkmate in two, Donnie

Your moves are too easy to see through

In your head you're king, in fact you're just a jest

A tumb pawn in our game, we won't give you any rest

In all your greatness, your power, in your imagined might

Checkmate in two, Donald, now this is the end of your flight

Checkmate in five, Donnie

Your lies and cheats they accrue

Checkmate in four, Donnie

Blunders and failures they grew

Checkmate in three, Donnie

Resistant rivals too few

Checkmate in two, Donnie

Your moves are too easy to see through

Checkmate in five, Donnie

Checkmate in four, Donnie

Checkmate in three, Donnie

Checkmate in two, Donnie

Ageing orange we chew, we chew