Facebook Jailhouse Rock ft. Ivy Magaña Lyrics

I woke up this morning feeling fine

Went on Facebook, thought I'd have a good time

Posted a meme, just a harmless joke

But little did I know, it's the Ben-Haven 84

Oh, I'm stuck in Facebook jail, doing hard time

For a post that I thought was quite benign

No likes, no shares, just me and my shame

Oh, Zuckerberg, would you let me out of this game

I try to appeal, but it's all in vain

Seems like Mark Zuckerberg got me in chains

I miss my friends' updates and cat videos too

But all I see now is not this content violated

Our community standards do

Oh, I'm stuck in Facebook jail, doing hard time

For a post that I thought was quite benign

No likes, no shares, just me and my shame

Oh, Suckabird, would you let me out of this game

I promise I'll be good, I'll watch what I say

I'll only post pics of puppies and sunsets, okay

Just give me one more chance, I'll be a model user

I'll even throw in some inspirational quotes

For a bit of a buzzer

Oh, I'm stuck in Facebook jail, doing hard time

For a post that I thought was quite benign

No likes, no shares, just me and my shame

Oh, Zuckerberg, would you let me out of this game

Oh, I just want to piss off strangers on the internet

I'm not a people pleaser

The keyboard gives me wings, makes me strong

No one understands me

Oh, Frick