Daddy's Boy Lyrics

You know I love you

I love you too honey

I can't live without you

I can't live without you too

I gotta tell you something…I'm pregnant

Oh…on second thought… I gotta go

When he was born mom said What a treasure

Dad said bury him well run away together

Couldn't run far with a hole in his pocket

Hi teeny little weenie fell off Oh no I lost it

Penniless and broke he went back to the missis

He missed her cold kisses even though she was frigid

Tried to make it work through the hurt awful feelings

It was awkward at first then one night he revealed that his

Sight had deceived him in his mind he perceived that his old life had

Indeed been what's right what he needed and

Proceeds to grab a jacket pack a baggie full of snack and ran as

Fast as a gazelle with a cheetah on its tail

Waving farewell forever separating the twin brethren

With a cheerleaders smile pulling cheeks aside for miles

A while later this greying beta laid an apology on paper

And that letter read a little something like

Please forgive this feeble slug

Please he was insecure

Should have never had unprotected sex

I'm a mess

Look at all the pain I've brought thee

I cannot endure the failure

Oh what a failure I've been

Please come see me dear son

Please daddy is so alone

No one knocking at my door or

Rings my telephone

Long as I can breathe or have eyes to see

I will be your daddy

Oh what a tragedy

When he was eight fate brought him a treasure

A Slim Shady tape and a walkman together

Never left home without phones on his earlobes

Flowed off the dome as he roamed like a hero

Slid open the case to find the precious tape missing

Hit me baby one more time replaced it by Britney

Tried to make it past all the whack vapid lyrics

It was madness at first when at last came a dream that

A rhyme he conceived in his right he received

An M.I.C. that was breathed on by seasoned MCs and

Proceeds to reach for graphite sheet of white lined and a mic

Then write over Britney's tape in a single bitchin take

Waving farewell to mother went in search to find his brother

With a mask around his face grasping this very mixtape

Just as he walked right out of the bedroom door

There on the floor the letter that I mentioned before

It read

Please forgive this feeble slug

Please he was insecure

Should have never had unprotected sex

I'm a mess

Look at all the pain I've brought thee

I cannot endure the failure

Oh what a failure I've been

Please come see me dear son

Please daddy is so alone

No one knocking at my door or

Rings my telephone

Long as I can breathe or have eyes to see

I will be your daddy

Oh what a tragedy

Hell is what you pulled us through

Never is when I'll absolve

Your selfish evil soul

Sinful ways don't erase but…

Look at all the fame you brought me

With your insecure behaviour!

Oh, what a saviour that's been

Jeez I'm really busy dad

Here I'll sign you a shirt

Postman will knock on your door

That's your luck all you deserve

As long as I make beats and rhyme in my sleep

I will be your Black Sheep

Oh what a comedy