The Biden Stan Lyrics

Dear Joe

We voted

But you still ain't callin'

We burnt Kenosha, an AutoZone

And a precinct out in Portland

And found 200,000 votes in Autumn

At 4 in the morning

There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'

Sometimes we use dead people's addresses when we're votin'

But anyways

Fuck it

What's been up, man?

How's Kamala?

I'm a trans woman In California

So I'm 'bout to be a father

If I have a daughter guess what I'ma call her?

I'ma name her Hunter

I read about your buddy Jeffery too

I'm sorry

I had a friend kill himself over some bitch named Hillary Rodham

I know you probably hear this every day

But I'm your biggest fan

We even switched the ballots for you in that Wisconsin scam

And we use 'Act Blue' to launder all your illegal Chinese cash

I like that '94 Crimes Act, too

That shit was phat

Anyways

I hope you get this, man

Hit me back

Just to chat

Truly yours

Your biggest fans

BLM

Antifa's got us wondering why

We bothered to vote at all

When BLM just broke my window

But the news called it peaceful though

And even if I fought

It would all be said

I'm just a MAGA deplorable

But it reminds me

That it's not so bad

It's not so bad

Dear Blim

I still ain't call or wrote

I haven't had the chance

I ain't mad

I just think if you vote for Trump

Then you ain't black!

If you didn't want to protest all summer, you didn't have to

But you coulda helped out and came to the empty rallies too

I mean, come on man

I'm 78 years old

I waited in the blistering cold for you

For 4 hours and you just said no

That's pretty shitty, man

I'm a Democratic idol

Guess you shoulda voted Bernie, man

He likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though

I just don't like being lied to

Remember when we meant in Scranton?

You said we were 'Truenunderpressure', man

See, I'm just like you in a way

I never knew Kamala either

She used to cheat in court and sleep with leaders

See, I can relate to black people

Barack was kinda one

That's why I advocate for y'all until my teleprompter is off

I know you don't really got shit else

That's why I keep you all in debt

I even promised you new jobs

But gave ya food stamps instead

Antifa's got us wondering why

We bothered to vote at all

When BLM just broke my window

But the news called it peaceful though

And even if I fought

It would all be said

I'm just a MAGA deplorable

But it reminds me

That it's not so bad

It's not so bad

Dear Mr. racist piece of shit old white man

This will be the last ballot I ever send your ass

It's been like 3 month of broken words

I don't deserve it

I know you saw our last two riots

We even got some people murdered

So here's my confession I'm sending you

I hope you hear it

I'm blocking cars right now

Protesting up on the freeway

Hey Joe

I drank your phony Kool-Aid

That Scranton fire

You know that song by Miranda Lambert?

It's called White Liar

About some girl who couldn't stop some old white guy from lying

And then she warned him

But he didn't listen

So at the end she exposed him

That's kinda how this is

You coulda stopped us from violence

But you didn't

You said Antifa is an idea

Not a movement

Instead you championed violence and destruction that we caused

I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall

We loved you Joe

We coulda ran together

Think about it

You ruined it now

I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when your ass is impeached

I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it

I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me

See Joe

Shut up Nancy

I'm trying to talk

Hey Joe, that's Pelosi screaming over Chuck

They're both trying to get our votes and buy us out

But we're not like you

Cause if we burn it down

We'll get some press then get our way too

Well

Gotta go

I'm watching CNN now

Oh shit, Trump was right

The Democrats just sold us out

Antifa's got us wondering why

We bothered to vote at all

When BLM just broke my window

But the news called it peaceful though

And even if I fought

It would all be said

I'm just a MAGA deplorable

But it reminds me

That it's not so bad

It's not so bad