18 (Parody) Lyrics

I used to enjoy schoolwork

I used to work ahead

I used to care about how things worked

And go about the day learning things (Ahh)

Now I'm turning 18 (No!)

I used to be the young one

Got used to being friends with those who

Used to be the old ones

But now my friends are younger than me

Which is kind of weird in and of itself

And I was born in '03

Like, what is with that

I'm (turning 18, turning 18)

(Turning 18, turning 18)

Turning (turning 18, turning 18)

(Turning 18, turning 18)

18 (Turning 18, turning 18)

(Turning 18, turning 18)

I'm turning 18 (Turning 18, turning 18)

(Turning 18, turning 18)

Way back when he was just a teen

My grandfather married his wife

And for almost all of my teens

Watching movies was my life

How am I 18

I used to mock my childhood friend

'Cause he seemed to quickly grow up

Now I work full-time, plus weekends

And am out of college in 9 months

Why am I 18 why

I used to innocently view the world

And always do as I was told

And now a 15-year-old girl

The other day just called me old

Oh yeah

Well, at least I don't have to rely on my brother

To take me everywhere and pay for my stuff

Because I actually have a job

So good luck paying him back

On your zero-dollar-a-year salary

I'm (Turning 18, turning 18)

(Turning 18, turning 18)

Turning (Turning 18, turning 18)

(Turning 18, turning 18)

18 (Turning 18, turning 18)

(Turning 18, turning 18)

I'm turning 18 (Turning 18, turning 18)

(Turning 18, turning 18)

And now my stupid friends are getting stupid spouses

My stupid friends are getting stupid spouses

My stupid friends are getting stupid spouses

My stupid friends are getting stupid spouses

And now my stupid friends are getting stupid spouses

My stupid friends are getting stupid spouses

My stupid friends are getting stupid spouses

Stupid, perfect, godly, lovely spouses

It's 2021 and I'm still single

I'll try sometime again

Maybe next year I'll mature and might

Find a girl then