Grandpa Lyrics

Grandpa's from a very different time but he means well

Nobody married Androids when he was young

The disembodied lifestyle wasn't an option

You had to have a body just to be someone

Now he's so old he doesn't have connections

The connections that he had were the people he knew

Not too many of the ones he had are around

And he refuses to connect like the rest of us do

And he's a dangerous man

He doesn't mean to be

He doesn't mean to offend

He's just obsolete

He thought it all would end

And the end would be sweet

how lucky he is

To still be here

Grandpa stole a civic from the auto museum

He told the judge and jury he just wanted to drive

He tore around the city in a perilous manner

He said he a little danger made him feel alive

Grandpa has no interest in recording his dreams

He says he doesn't want anybody to watch

He's worried that they'll catch him in flagrante delicto

Jump out from the closets all at once and yell gotcha

And he's a dangerous man

He doesn't mean to be

He doesn't mean to offend

He's just obsolete

He thought it all would end

And the end would be sweet

how lucky he is

To still be here

Grandpa never thought he'd live 'til 2190

Back when he was younger people died middle age

Doctors used to practice in the dark art of surgery

Long before the advent of the nanonecrophage

Grandpa doesn't understand designer mutations

He tells everybody he's just fine how he is

He isn't even curious about sentient hairstyles

He doesn't feel the need to have a novel appendage

And he's a dangerous man

He doesn't mean to be

He doesn't mean to offend

He's just obsolete

He thought it all would end

And the end would be sweet

how lucky he is

To still be here

And he's a dangerous man

He doesn't mean to be

He doesn't mean to offend

He's just obsolete

He thought it all would end

And the end would be sweet

how lucky he is

To still be here